She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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