omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom