i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
