He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
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So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
We just shotgunned beers for America
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
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Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
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