if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
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It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
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There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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