went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
it's like iHOP with fire
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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