you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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