Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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