trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
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I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I'm making presurgery martini's. You need to be here.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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