Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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