She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
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I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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