soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
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We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
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She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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