My pee smelled like sake this morning it was sooo disgusting.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
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I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
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OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
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