i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
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btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
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Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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