it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
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I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
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My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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