In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
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She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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