You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Maybe he injected his testicle?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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