Where is the hickey?
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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