Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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