she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
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just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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