I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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