dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
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yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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