My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
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she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
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Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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