Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Did I show you my penis last night?
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?