those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
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We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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