The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
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Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
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That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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