well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
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