I just pynch a tree in the face
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
You were so high at Ikea last night that you were convinced you could speak Swedish. The whole the time you were our navigator and when we got to the cashier you were hitting on the lady. When she gave you her number you told her you were saving her number as Inglfurfta cuaue she must be swedish since she works there.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
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Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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