I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
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There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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