Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Randomize