Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
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I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
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