shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I have already put on my inside pants.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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