Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
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He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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