i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
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Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
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