My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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