Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
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the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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