Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
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I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly