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(541): View more from Oregon

im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with

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(650): View more from California

you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"

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(912): View more from Georgia

She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

What'd you guys eat?

(1-918): View more from Oklahoma

Literally everything that was frozen.

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(917): View more from New York City

Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.

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(+31): View more from The Netherlands

I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

I tired using vodka to remove my makeup

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