I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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