I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
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Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
Randomize