FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
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my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
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I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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