im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
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I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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