You're my little dorito
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
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He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
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I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk