I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard