can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
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Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.