Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
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i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
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