Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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