My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
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I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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