Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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