He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
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He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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