I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
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there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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