i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
She's allergic to latex.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.