We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
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All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
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I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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